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Tyrannia

Welcome to Tyrannia... a prehistoric world far under the surface of Neopia. You are currently in the Tyrannian Jungle.

To the North you can see the barren rocky plains of the Tyrannian Plateau.

Click anywhere on the map to visit these places in Neopia. Or click on the topics below to learn more about Tyrannia.

History of Tyrannia
Tyrannian Games
Tyrannian Shops
Tyrannian Tourist Attractions
Tyrannian Stories & Trivia
Do Some Cave PaintingPlay Switch-a-rooBuy a cute PetpetPlay Tyranu EvavuTyrammet VillageSpin Spin the Wheel of MediocrityGrarrl KenoFeeling a bit peckish?Cool Stuff for your NeoHomeTo The Plateau

Tyrannian History

Location : Far below the surface of Neopia
Population : 109,870 (32% Grarrl, 27% Chomby,
16% Uggaroo, 13% Uggsul, 10% Jarbjarb, 2% Other)
Area : 825 sq. km
GDP : 32 million NP
Weather : Intense Humid Heat
Terrain : Thick Muddle & Mishmash
Government : Republic



The powerful earthquake that shook the Ice Caves cracked the surface of the caves in two, leaving a dark crevasse right down its centre. Neopians came from all around to explore the split ice, later finding a tunnel leading down into the blackness...revealing Tyrannia!


As gorgeous as it can be deadly, the red-orange aura of the Tyrannian Jungle could lead even the most confident Grarrl off course and make direction-keeping almost impossible, even with a Handy Compass. The sunlight rarely permeates the thick prehistoric jungle vegetation, which visitors call "Muddle & Mishmash". In the late afternoons and evenings, wandering Chombys often find themselves stuck in clumpy, smelly tar pits and wind up becoming a pile of fossilised bones for Jarbjarbs to dig up and give to their little Stegos to chew on.

If you are new to this area, and many pets are, a quick prehistoric language course wouldn't hurt at all. Teach your pet a few simple Tyrannian words and phrases so it can get around, and then maybe it will be able pick up that Hewn Stone Chair you've been looking to put in your NeoHome. Try these for starters: "Uggh-Ugga-Ugg" and "Aka aka UMBUKU". Those two are pretty much all you'll need to get around this place. Just be careful who you say those to, and be sure never to mix the two together like this, "Aka ugga aka ugg UMBUKU uggh" because...well, just don't--it sounds silly and these Tyrannians are very sensitive about their primitive language.

And after all the exploring and nosing around, your pet is bound to be famished. A good place to fix this problem is the Tyrannian Food shop. Typically, the prehistoric Chia will try to sell you a thick and meaty Ransaurus Steak or a juicy Bargasaurus Steak, but if that's not what your pet's into, then ask him for a Sack Plant or an infamous Purple Grasper, the distant cousin of the 100 ft. tall Purple Megalith. Either way, there's something in this lost land for every pet to sink its teeth into.

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Tyrannian Games

Grarrl Keno - Bring your luck and bring lots of it to this game. You can choose from two to ten eggs on the board of 80 numbers. The ferocious Grarrl will roar, and ten eggs will hatch into little baby Grarrls (how cute!). If any of the numbers you chose match the eggs that hatch, you could be in for a really big prize!!! And then you could finally get that Uggatrip you've had your eye on for a while. Now wouldn't that make your stay in Tyrannia all the more worthwhile?

Switch-A-Roo (now retired) - Think you've got a good eye? Think you're pretty smart? Well, Uggaroo thinks he's smarter. He puts the stone under one of the three coconut shells, and then starts to switch them around, trying to confuse you. Try and keep your eye on the correct shell without getting dizzy! (NeoPets has discontinued this game. But maybe one day it will be back...)

The Wheel of Mediocrity - Officially the most mediocre game in Tyrannia, and all of Neopia for that matter, The Wheel of Mediocrity has pets all over the land yawning and looking for something else to do. Highlights of the Wheel: 1000 NPs, a visit from the Earth Faerie, and a boiled Trilo Bite.

Tyranu Evavu - Taking its name from the Ancient Neopian words for "higher" and "lower," Tyranu Evavu has become all the rage with Neopians visiting the lost land of Tyrannia. Though novice players might think that it's just a scam, those who have put in the time and effort to master the game have found it be a very "rewarding" experience, indeed.

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Tyrannian Shops

Tyrannian Pet Pets - The best prehistoric petpets that Tyrannia has to offer.

Tyrannian Furniture - For all your prehistoric furniture needs.

Tyrannian Foods - Enjoy prehistoric cuisine.

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Tyrannian Tourist Attractions

Tyrammet Village - Welcome to Tyrammet. Tyrammet is a small village that nestles in the Tyrannian Jungle.

Cave Paintings - Here are pictures that you can print out and colour in yourself. Put them up on the wall, or even on the fridge!

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Tyrannian Stories & Trivia

On March 22, 2001 - Pushing through the undergrowth at the end of the tunnel you arrive in the land of Tyrannia.

* NEW NEOPET - Yes the Chomby has just wandered out of Tyrannia and into Neopia itself! Adopt one today!!! This peace loving plant eater would make a great NeoPet!

March 21, 2001 - * The massive EARTHQUAKE in the Ice Caves has revealed a tunnel leading down into the darkness...it seems to lead to a Dead End...

March 20, 2001 - * News Flash! - A gigantic earthquake has just torn through Neopia disrupting construction work, traffic and shop sales. The extent of the damage is not yet known, although the Ice Caves have been badly hit.

The Neopedia has some great articles about Tyrannia and it's inhabitants. Here are a few for you to read:

  • Purple Megalith - A cousin of the Purple Grasper, the Purple Megalith is rumoured to be over a hundred feet tall, and has also been known to occasionally eat those who tread too close to it's home.
  • Sabre-X - As a military leader of great courage and skill, Sabre-X has played a vital role in defending Tyrannia from any potential hostile neighbours.
  • Trrgdorr, Tyrannian Shopkeeper - Trrgdorr inherited the Tyrranian Foods Shop from his father Ugghdorr, who began the family business many moons ago.
  • The Wheel of Mediocrity - Officially the most mediocre game in Tyrannia, and all of Neopia for that matter, The Wheel of Mediocrity has pets all over the land yawning and looking for something else to do.
  • Pacha the Veterinarian - Having once been a sickly Tyrannian himself, Pacha the Elephante takes great pride in caring for the Pet Pets


Click anywhere on the map to visit these places in Neopia. Or click on the topics below to learn more about the Tyrannian Plateau.

History of Tyrannia
Tyrannian Games
Tyrannian Shops
Tyrannian Tourist Attractions
Tyrannian Stories & Trivia

To The JungleChomby and The Fungus BallsThe Craziest Card Game Ever!The Town HallFor All Your Fighting NeedsEnter the ArenaMmmm Omelette!Buy Tickets HereLive Bands DailyUgg Ugg Ugga UggDare Ye Enter?Pterattack!

Tyrannian Plateau History

Location : High up in the Tyrannian Mountains
Population : 32,600 (34% Chomby, 22% Grarrl,
20% Jarbjarb, 12% Uggsul, 8% Uggaroo, 4% Other)
Area : 850 sq. km
GDP : 32 million NP
Weather : Dry Heat
Terrain : Flat
Elevation : 8,035 km above sea level
Government : Republic



The Tyrannian Plateau is safely nestled high in the mountains, separating the lush, thick Tyrannian Jungle from the scorching volcano off in the distance. The elevation hardly cools the sizzling summers down, and there isn't much of a breeze, making this area the second hottest in all of Neopia. The Plateau is not very populated, but there still is plenty to do, especially when a band like Sticks N Stones are in town. Thousands of screaming Tyrannians fill the Plateau, waiting to see their favourite musical act.

Because of its high altitude, most Neopians agree that it's a suitable area, overall, especially for scaly and not-too-furry pets. And, of those who come for a visit, many decide to stay permanently. They usually wind up carving their new dwelling out of the local mechamorphic rocks and adopting some of the wild Tyrannian PetPets, such as the Krawk and the Reptillior.

The Plateau itself is made of mechamorphosed basaltic rock, forming one of the flattest, most spectacular surfaces in Neopia. Pets can walk from one end to the other and not hit a bump. But where there is beauty there is also danger. Pets should not wander into the Lair of the Beast, for they might not ever be the same once (or if) they come back out. They should also watch out for any cracks in the surface. Rumour has it, well, actually it's a fact, that several pets have fallen in and have never returned. Take that Chomby for instance. He went chasing one of those Fungus Balls and he's still looking for a way out....

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Tyrannian Games

Chomby and the Fungus Balls - Ick! Fungus Balls...nobody wants to touch them, not even that poor, poor Chomby, who has fallen victim to one of the Plateau's cracks! Now he's forced to find his way out of some ridiculously hard mazes and he desperately needs your help. Try not to let the Fungus Balls hit him, or he'll become very ill...and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you?

PTERATTACK - Fly around the canyons of Tyrannia shooting the evil Pterodactyls and Grarrls! There are three weapons in total to collect, and each one can be upgraded multiple times. Good luck!
NEW - Now if you score over 2,500 points in one go (and this has to be one of the first three times you have scored per day) you will win a Magical Pteri Plushie!!!

Kacheekers! - Now you can play a live game with your NeoFriends. It's just like checkers or draughts so you already know the rules.

Go! Go! Go! - Do you think you have what it takes to go head to head with some of Tyrannia's best card sharks? If so, then try a game of Go! Go! Go!. See if you can beat the best of Tyrannia.

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Tyrannian Shops

Tyrannian Weaponry - Gal-aka-fyaaaar! Which loosely translated means: Buy the best Tyrannian weapons here!

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Tyrannian Tourist Attractions

Giant Omelette - Legend has it that hundreds of years ago, a dinosaur of GIGANTIC proportions laid a massive egg. That egg split open, and started to bake in the sun. Ever since then, a Giant Omelette has been cooking on the Tyrannian Plateau. It may seem silly, but it is true. Why don't you break a piece off for your pet? If you get a piece big enough, you can feed your pet three times!

LAIR OF THE BEAST - This new place in Tyrannia is now active. Enter the cave... if you dare!

Tyrannian Concert Hall - If your favourite band is playing a gig in Tyrannia, then the place to see them is at the Tyrannian Concert Hall. The Hall is reportedly capable of seating upwards of ten thousand spectators, a number which doesn't even include the numerous Tyrannians who climb onto the Hall's roof or those who watch from nearby trees.

Tyrannian Town Hall - The Tyrannian Town Hall is a vast rock where the Council of Elders meet in case of an emergency. It is here where you can listen to the great speeches, as well as learn the essential strategies for defending the great land of Tyrannia. If there is something going on, all you have to do pop your head in the War Tent. If you're lucky you'll be able to sit in on one of their important meetings. And who knows, the Elders may even call upon you for some help.

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Tyrannian Stories & Trivia

Did you know ...?

  • Tyrannia once had a Volcano? Eventually, Neopets just consolidated the volcano area to other parts of Tyrannia.
  • There used to be a Time Machine Quest here in the Plateau. A time traveler became stuck in Tyrannia and he needed omelettes as 'fuel' to help him get back.


The Neopedia has some great articles about The Tyrannian Plateau and it's inhabitants. Here are a few for you to read:

  • Tyrannian Concert Hall - If your favorite band is playing a gig in Tyrannia, then the place to see them is at the Tyrannian Concert Hall.
  • Sticks N Stones - As Tyrannia's hardest rockin' band, Sticks N' Stones have left a trail of bleeding eardrums throughout Tyrannia. "The Sticks N' Stones motto is to play 'til you pass out... then get up and do it again."
  • M*YNCI - With a string of hit singles propelling them up the pop charts, M*YNCI have become Tyrannia's hottest singing sensations.
  • 2 Gallon Hatz - 2 Gallon Hatz are now poised to become household names. Thanks to a couple of well-received gigs at the Tyrannian Concert Hall, and the critical praise being lavished upon their hit album, "I Got The Blues... And She Got The NeoHome," the future is quite bright for this talented troupe of twangers.
  • 7th August 2002 - The Tyrannian Concert Hall is proud to announce the arrival of Neopia's loudest punk band - Moehawk! Get your tickets NOW before they sell out!
  • Shuggu - After a long day's work out on the hot plateau, the last thing Shuggu wants to do is come home and do more work, especially when he hasn't eaten all day long. All he wants to do is tuck right into that tasty omelette of his... but he can't--not with these hungry Tyrannians with the same old story invading his cave.